He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
that is very illegal...i love you.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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