3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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