what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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