My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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