mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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