Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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