So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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