I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's never too late to be topless.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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