I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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