I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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