Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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