your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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