Dual....:-)
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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