erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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