Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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