you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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