Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
