I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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