Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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