I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
All I want is dick and wine.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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