ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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