So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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