i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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