Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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