You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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I need a beard to bite.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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