David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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