How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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