conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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