ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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