dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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