obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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