belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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