you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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