I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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