Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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