i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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