i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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