I will die if light touches me.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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