it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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