We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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