'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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