Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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