Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I skipped work to stalk him.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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