i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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