Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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