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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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