i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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