I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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