I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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