I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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