no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts