K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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