i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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