Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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